-=Los Angeles Fakers=-

the los angeles fakers SUCK!!!

.the fakers.

kobe bryant aka "~~the los angeles raper #8~~ mr. infidelity" aka "ball-hog" aka "me-me-me"
devean george aka "nostrils-from-hell" or devean "I've-never-fouled-anyone-in-my-life" george
lamar odom aka "mr. chronic" aka "mr. 5-game suspension"
kwame brown aka "no heart"
aaron mckie aka "AI-gave-me-the-ball-more-than-kobe-does"
jermaine jones aka "the darkness"
smush parker aka "who?"
andrew bynum aka "mr. nbdl"
stanislav medvedenkocheckovshenkosmirnov aka "I'm-gonna-shoot-the-ball-any-chance-I-get"
luke walton aka "~~darth vader~~ bill walton is my father"
chris mihm aka "the other white guy"
sasha vujacic aka "I'm-never-gonna-play-if-I'm-behind-kobe"
brian cook aka "mr. one-dimensional"

.the reasons why the fakers suck.

kobe is now playing for the ~~clippers~~ watered-down fakers, judging from the talent surrounding him.
even with all 4 of the future hall-of-famers playing together during '03-'04 season, the fakers were BARELY winning against teams like the warriors, jazz, clippers, and even the frickin' lowly hawks. NEWS FLASH: they were SUPPOSED to be blowing those teams out if they were really that great.
one word: kobe-gate
the fact that the fakers lie about the extent of their injuries/sickness but "miraculously fight all adversity to beat the odds" and come back. [see bryant, kobe]
arrogance does not make alot of friends; the fakers thought that they could "turn on the switch" to bring their energy level up during the playoffs but that theory was shot down during the nba finals '04. that's why people view the fakers as villains.
bitching about foul calls that don't go their way or how the other team gets more free throws is pointless. If the fakers actually took the ball to the rim instead of shooting jumpers, they would be getting foul calls too. or it can be viewed this way: each faker is getting beat so they had to resort to FOULING the opponent.
funny how the 1st round extension from "best of 5" series to "best of 7" series coincided with the weakened fakers being the 5th seed in the 2003 nba playoffs. maybe if the fakers actually dropped down to the 8th seed, the nba commissioner would think about extending the 1st round to "best of 9" series because "best of 7 is just too boring" all of a sudden.
the thai all stars are still baffled how mike bibby could foul kobe's elbow with his nose during the game 6 of the 2002 nba western conference finals that cost the sacramento kings the game.
oh yeah... and los angeles fakers fans can eat a dick. HAhahAhAH

.the sucka pictures.

regardless of the outcome, all the evidence seemed to point AGAINST mr. bryant, huh?	mastercard commercials are great =)
look! osama likes the lakers! HAhahah	oh no kobe... did a BETTER team beat you to go to the 2003 finals? MuwaHahah
trainer: "ya know, ever since you got that fuct up tattoo, you've been getting injured. are you a bitch now, kobe?"	what does the scoreboard say? the thai all stars can't read... HAhAHAHA
kobe: "I think I harlem-shook too hard..."	did they offer pay per view for this one? HAhaHah
it's not kobe this time, but a crying faker fan with something ubsurd on his head will do.	luke walton, you get your ass-kicked by default cuz you are a los angeles faker.

.the sucka links.